"The power of the world is in yur palm, and you only use it for pictures of Dethklok." —Kyle to me

I’m a wizard, I’m a sorcerer.

Koji Kondo, Toru Minegishi

"Deku Palace"

(Source: nintendobutt)

The highlight of this sentence is the word dong.

"And for the record? I have NEVER skipped Pickles Rehab Song."

"Are you okay? Do you want me to calm down about fish?"

If I say something to you that you don’t understand and you have to ask yourself if I was making a Metalocalypse reference, then I probably was.

Update on my life
* I have baby rats
* I got the job at SEP
* I’m seeing MSI tomorrow
* I’m getting a new tattoo