The highlight of this sentence is the word dong.

"And for the record? I have NEVER skipped Pickles Rehab Song."

"Are you okay? Do you want me to calm down about fish?"

If I say something to you that you don’t understand and you have to ask yourself if I was making a Metalocalypse reference, then I probably was.

Update on my life
* I have baby rats
* I got the job at SEP
* I’m seeing MSI tomorrow
* I’m getting a new tattoo

They have cinnamon buns at my work and you bet your ass I’m never going to stop with my Pickles impersonation.

I like my porn with plot twists.

If talking to you makes me feel like I’m scrolling through tumblr, we probably won’t be friends.

Potluck at my work