am you what are we is a dethklok employee?
Listening to gangster rap at work makes me wants to call all of my clients motherfucker. It’s great.
i got a new phone and idk if anyone on here has my number but text me with your name so i can add you! if you WANT my number, inbox me loser
okay so at work there is an IM system and it’s full of hilarious emoticons but no one here will appreciate them with me
i love ethnics
i’m on my break and the only two people in the office right now are me and this 70-something lady and we are both on youtube
i’m listening to dethklok
she’s watching a gardening video
that creepy girl listening to metal in the cubicle next to you is probably me
My bulldog used to do this shit.
my bulldog still does, but he’s 3x the size of this one so we just roll him
i’m so excited duderscooter and i are planning a super crazy fun slumber party in a couple weeks!!!!!!!!
drugs sex rock n roll
(roughly translates to eating a lot and watching tv and laughing about stupid shit and also maybe drugs)
if you want to date me you must answer me this: what’s your favorite power rock ballad?
also okay i finally got around to making like flirt/friendship cards??? like to give to people i see in public that i am too lame/in a hurry/whatever to talk to so i just hand them a card that’s like yoooo you’re chill here’s my email