nyohomo the handwriting challenge you tagged me in… can i type it? i’ll use mla format
—Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil (via sisyphean-revolt)
the best way to trick boys into liking you is being someone they’re emotionally and romantically attracted to.
last night i told a bunch of people that were over at my house playing board games that i was on shrooms
i kept asking “is this real” and “are you seeing this” about like the microwave and the carpet and shit
I got new stationary. I will write you a letter. Send me your address.
is that porn? let’s investigate further
But if you want to be friends with me, then fuck yeah let’s nap together and have dream parties.
If you want to date me, please consider the fact that I probably sleep like 14 hours a day and reevaluate your choices.
this bitch has me fucked up