am you what are we is a dethklok employee?
My bulldog used to do this shit.
my bulldog still does, but he’s 3x the size of this one so we just roll him
i’m so excited duderscooter and i are planning a super crazy fun slumber party in a couple weeks!!!!!!!!
drugs sex rock n roll
(roughly translates to eating a lot and watching tv and laughing about stupid shit and also maybe drugs)
if you want to date me you must answer me this: what’s your favorite power rock ballad?
also okay i finally got around to making like flirt/friendship cards??? like to give to people i see in public that i am too lame/in a hurry/whatever to talk to so i just hand them a card that’s like yoooo you’re chill here’s my email
i like cute as a compliment because it could mean anything. looks, personality. it could be a flirty thing or a platonic thing. you’re cute like a lil kitten or you’re cute like i could kink-fuck you for 7 hours. it’s great.
me when i’m 30: i’m going to SEP yaaaaay
parents: oh that’s great tracie you’re going to be a counselor
me: *toki voice* counskals? i’m goings to be a camper
I just want to buy a house.
why sell your soul to the devil when you can auction it for even greater rewards
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
"oh…. uh, hey, haven’t seen you in a while"
"yeah, it’s been a long time"
"so, uh, you still into water sports?"
"jfc that was 7th grade matt"